Dogegg Dilemma.

#2
Does anyone know the best method of removing fresh dogegg from a plastic mobile phone case?
Doesn't matter what you use to clean it - every time it gets near your face, you'll smell it ...

Having said that, try isopropyl alcohol wipes and then wipe it down with your favourite cologne
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
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#4
dry it brush it off then wipe over with vinegar I reckon
 

Joker62

ADC
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#7
Put some dog food on it and the dog will lick it off. Don't get any other ideas though...
That's right, dog's tongues can be quite rough................er so I've been told!!!!
 
#8
Get some petrol and let in soak in it for 2 to 3 hours. Scrub the petrol into all the corners with a paint brush.

After 2 to 3 hours, remove it from the petrol.

Then light it and buy a new one.
 
#10
Does anyone know the best method of removing fresh dogegg from a plastic mobile phone case?
Lick it off and imagine you are hoop dhobying that granny again.
 
#13
Yes, but how exactly did you get dogshit on your phone? I was going to say "dog 'n bone", but there's something not right about that.
My hound stitched me up, we were out running when he squatted for a shite. I got my phone out to check I'd started the Mapmyrun app, when he darted off, got to the end of his retractable lead yanking it and the phone out of my hand. Quite predictably it landed with a splat right on the fresh egg much to my amusement.
 
#14
My hound stitched me up, we were out running when he squatted for a shite. I got my phone out to check I'd started the Mapmyrun app, when he darted off, got to the end of his retractable lead yanking it and the phone out of my hand. Quite predictably it landed with a splat right on the fresh egg much to my amusement.
That's right up there with the old "Vacuuming in the nude when I slipped on a discarded banana skin and fell onto a wooden rolling pin which curiously had a condom on it" lie. You ******* pervert.
 
#16
My hound stitched me up, we were out running when he squatted for a shite. I got my phone out to check I'd started the Mapmyrun app, when he darted off, got to the end of his retractable lead yanking it and the phone out of my hand. Quite predictably it landed with a splat right on the fresh egg much to my amusement.
Bullshit, you set the phone to vibrate and stuck it up the dog's arse you sick ****. The poor bastard only ran off when someone rang you.
 
#19
He's been using this ffs

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