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Dog the Bounty Hunter

#1
Flicking through Sky last night,I found this programme.
What a freak show.
All the kit,the shooters,the pony tails,the tattoos.And his wife(?)with her outstanding chest.
Are they for real,or is it in the best traditions of "mockumentary"?
 
#2
Sadly, all for real.

Although look for the South Park Episode when Cartman becomes the hallway monitor... with mace. Almost more real than Dog and his family - a great spoof!
 
#3
From what i can gather, he's an ex-con that found god and fights crime. Just switch your brain off and enjoy.

Some of the stuff he gets upto is quite amusing, especially the bit where his nephew was scrapping with 3 blokes, he pepper sprayed the lot em even his nephew, whilst staying out of range of all of them windmilling each other.
 
#5
vvaannmmaann said:
Flicking through Sky last night,I found this programme.
What a freak show.
All the kit,the shooters,the pony tails,the tattoos.And his wife(?)with her outstanding chest.Are they for real,or is it in the best traditions of "mockumentary"?
Agreed, I would shoot my muck all over those glorious entities. Anyone else hear the pillock going on about everyday being in a "life or death" situation? I could of swore he only went after half decomposed crack heads that were having too much fun sitting in derelict dog pens than going to see there parole officer.
He looks cool as feck though!
 
#7
eggnog said:
From what i can gather, he's an ex-con that found god and fights crime. Just switch your brain off and enjoy.

Some of the stuff he gets upto is quite amusing, especially the bit where his nephew was scrapping with 3 blokes, he pepper sprayed the lot em even his nephew, whilst staying out of range of all of them windmilling each other.
Apparently that's where the name is from,because Dog is God backwards (you learn something new everyday).

Also,according to Google,the reason he's not armed is because he's got a police record (not Synchronicity).
 
#8
Zega said:
vvaannmmaann said:
Flicking through Sky last night,I found this programme.
What a freak show.
All the kit,the shooters,the pony tails,the tattoos.And his wife(?)with her outstanding chest.Are they for real,or is it in the best traditions of "mockumentary"?
Agreed, I would shoot my muck all over those glorious entities. Anyone else hear the pillock going on about everyday being in a "life or death" situation? I could of swore he only went after half decomposed crack heads that were having too much fun sitting in derelict dog pens than going to see there parole officer.
He looks cool as feck though!
Ye gods man!!!,in what way does this fukker look cool as Feck? :? :? :?
 
#12
Random_Task said:
eggnog said:
From what i can gather, he's an ex-con that found god and fights crime. Just switch your brain off and enjoy.

Some of the stuff he gets upto is quite amusing, especially the bit where his nephew was scrapping with 3 blokes, he pepper sprayed the lot em even his nephew, whilst staying out of range of all of them windmilling each other.
Apparently that's where the name is from,because Dog is God backwards (you learn something new everyday).

Also,according to Google,the reason he's not armed is because he's got a police record (not Synchronicity).
And the other being that bounty hunters can't be armed in their state. :wink:

Still amused me when he got jailed in Mexico, after following a parole jumper there, and got done for assault, and false imprisonment... :roll:

Have a looky on google. Think he even has a Wikipedia page...
 
#13
Random_Task said:
Also,according to Google,the reason he's not armed is because he's got a police record (not Synchronicity).
Squiggers said:
And the other being that bounty hunters can't be armed in their state. :wink:
thats one of the things that struck me the one time I watched it (I was very, very bored). he was going on about how this crackhead might have a gun, might be violent ect ect, and when they went in I thought "hold on, your going to arrest someone, who could very well be armed (and by all accounts the kind of dungheaps the crackheads seem to live in, that's a very likely scenario) with nothing more than a can of mace, and some decidedly walty looking mates, similarly equiped 8O" if it was me, they would be staring down the barrel of a 9mm at the verry least (if I couldn't get a shotgun)
 
#14
Truly stupid show, Sorry to hear that it is on in the UK as someone might think the US is really like that, Only watched it in hospital as my roomate liked it.

It appears however that everyone has missed the best line of the entire series. They were going into a really dumpy housing project (council estate) with the hair, leather vests, tin badges around their necks and duty belts with batons, cuffs, and the largest cans of Mace made. Dog turns to his group and says "OK guys, low profile, lets be inconspicuous"
 
#15
DavidBOC said:
Truly stupid show, Sorry to hear that it is on in the UK as someone might think the US is really like that, Only watched it in hospital as my roomate liked it.

It appears however that everyone has missed the best line of the entire series. They were going into a really dumpy housing project (council estate) with the hair, leather vests, tin badges around their necks and duty belts with batons, cuffs, and the largest cans of Mace made. Dog turns to his group and says "OK guys, low profile, lets be inconspicuous"
Watched a few episodes, on the recommendation of a mate. Did'nt last long. For me the defining moment was when Dog took his wife to a UFC match; he started mouthing off about not liking MMA because it was too violent and he "deals with this sort of stuff everyday".

Aye, right; Macing a crack addict who can barely stand up is not the same as facing a pro. athlete without cuffs, pepper spray or his Walty, banjo-playing mates to back him up. :roll:
 
#16
He's a convicted muderer that "found God" and then found a fat wife and some retards from Florida. Probably Gator. He then set up a Bail Bond company.

There was a thing on about him on Discovery the other night, made millions out of the program until his son hooked up wth a "darkie". He made a comment about her KKK beauty competition losing pigmentation and the show went down hill in the ratings.

The comment wasn't that bad though and obviously wasn't received as so as he is still around. Although, being American and from the South, he probably only "half hung her" and then let her go as a quadraplegic :)
 
#17
Duane "Dog" Chapman: I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home, ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word nigger. We don't mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that, Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you cannot work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...

Tucker Chapman: I don't even know what to say.
Above is the transcript (shamelessly stolen from Wikipedia) of that rascist slur. Message is pretty clear if you ask me!!
 

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