Dog -roaster too ill for court

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bigbird67, Sep 9, 2009.

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  1. Aaaaw diddums

    I suppose its TOO much to ask for him to have caught necrotising fascitis on his knob?? 8O
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Trust you to find an article on cooking.
  3. mmmmmmmm hot dogs
  4. Trust you to find one containing the word 'Knob'! :wink:
  5. jealousy is a hell of a thing :lol: :wink:
  6. No jealousy involved at all, Legs still has a's just in a jar on her dressing table!
  7. A pig cooking a dog! Whatever next?
  8. Due to the title of this thread, am I the only one who had the mental image of two blokes giving the good news, at both ends, to a labrador?
  9. Yeah me too . That's the quickest i've lost an erection :oops:
  10. Too bad you got rid of capital punishment. I would gladly usher him along.
  11. Now, now, you know as well as I do, that he will retire quietly on full pension due to ill health.

    Bad drills using the dogs to get there though........ :D
  12. I know.. any "person" who abuses animals that cannot defend themselves like this is lower than pond scum. Thankfully I believe there will be a special place for him in the next life where he can feel the same pain.....eternally.
  13. Seconded. And I hope you're right...even though I rather suspect I'm headed in that direction myself! :twisted:
  14. Thought it was a story about Jack Tweed!