Dog porn DVD man sentenced

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  1. “It also related to your former partner of 13 years and it was a very very serious offence. You need assistance from the probation service. You have problems

    HE has problems??? Scuse me M'Lud but he wasn't the one noshing the dog!!!! 8O
     
  2. Bluddy good job that The Authorities have no knowledge of the antics of the kennel maids at Senne in the 80s and 90s.............

    ......Oh, no! what have I done??!
     
  3. It's a dog eat dog world.
     
  4. It all leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. :p
     
  5. yeah but was the dog up for snowballing afterwards?
     
  6. Cracking result........ now the world knows his ex bird smokes dogs c0ck
     
  7. When officers searched his house they found DVDs of Morris having sex with many different women and he was arrested.

    So he shags women, but doesn't smoke dogs? This is good prosecuting evidence? Any news if they are going to arrest the perpetrator of the crime?
     
  8. Surely if the dog came then it enjoyed it and no harm done?

    Is that my coat?
     
  9. Brings another meaning to the phrase "smoking dog-ends".
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    was the dog fit?
     
  11. ..... as a butcher's dog. In fact, it was possibly the "dog's b0llocks".
     
  12. I wonder if she does it doggy style?

    ~D.C.
     
  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    this sounds like a right shaggy dog story to me.
     
  14. The lass might have guzzled down a hair of the dog, in the process. :pukel: