Dog porn DVD man sentenced

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#2
“It also related to your former partner of 13 years and it was a very very serious offence. You need assistance from the probation service. You have problems

HE has problems??? Scuse me M'Lud but he wasn't the one noshing the dog!!!! 8O
 
#3
Bluddy good job that The Authorities have no knowledge of the antics of the kennel maids at Senne in the 80s and 90s.............

......Oh, no! what have I done??!
 
#5
It all leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. :p
 
#6
yeah but was the dog up for snowballing afterwards?
 
#7
Cracking result........ now the world knows his ex bird smokes dogs c0ck
 
#8
When officers searched his house they found DVDs of Morris having sex with many different women and he was arrested.

So he shags women, but doesn't smoke dogs? This is good prosecuting evidence? Any news if they are going to arrest the perpetrator of the crime?
 
#10
minister_doh_nut said:
Cracking result........ now the world knows his ex bird smokes dogs c0ck
Brings another meaning to the phrase "smoking dog-ends".
 
#12
Fugly said:
was the dog fit?
..... as a butcher's dog. In fact, it was possibly the "dog's b0llocks".
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
this sounds like a right shaggy dog story to me.
 
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maguire said:
this sounds like a right shaggy dog story to me.
The lass might have guzzled down a hair of the dog, in the process. :pukel:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Ah those supa one line puns! Dontcha just love em?

I don't get why he was arrested. Is bestiality not a crime?

That bitch should have been kept on a leash.
 
#19
I can just imagine the Sun headline: "WOMAN CAUGHT SMOKING BEAGLE!" or "DOG EATs DOG!"

On a more serious note, If my dog gets wind of this, my missus will get no peace!
 
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