Dog poo curry.

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  1. Just a little reminder to those who complain about the food in their cookhouse/mess. We've all heard, or even said "this food is shit" in the case of this couple it actually was (well it contained dog poo, it wasn't all poo)

    crap curry

    from the bbc

    (well you would, wouldn't you?)

    Phew, thanks for not posioning me love, and only feeding me dog toffee....

    Enjoy your meals at home tonight folks
  2. I don't know if it actually contained a dog egg, but I've had some pretty shit curries in my time.

    A memorable ruby in Leicester Square bestowed upon me the type of squits that you would only wish on your worst ememy!!

    Easy enough to run to the traps if you are at home or at work and they are but a few metres away. A completely different story if you were driving a lorry to Italy and the rest stops are every ten miles. On inspection my tachograph looked like I was stuck in rush hour city traffic, even though I was on a dirty French motorway!!!!

    Still, the benefits of an Industrial size box of Imodium and ten spare sets of Gruds can never be under estimated!

    edited once because I have fat fingers and this keyboard is tiny!