Dog pictures

#1
I just don't get it......

Why do people post piccies of thier hounds in the Gallery

Not having a dig just looking for a reason...... I have a dog but the last thing I think of doing is taking a piccy of it and chucking it in the gallery for a cynical bunch of sarcastic bast@rds and a cross section of dull cnuts to have a dig at and pass comment.

Eves Dog in particular makes me want to saw of its snout and set about it with power tools..... its a scabby fcuking bin scavinger...kill it.

I could understand picures of Dogs doing something clever like stripping an LMG or fingering Cheryl Tweeds arse....

I got slightly excited thinking Laird was teasing us and the next piccy would show the dogs dead having been beaten to with that big placcy schlong, but alas nope....... Just a couple of mongrols on a 1970's piss stained carpet....

This is my next door neighbours cat before I added bleach and a portable blender


These are the dogs I have gathered up from my neighbourhood...


This bank holiday will be spent electrocuting monkies

and hanging German sheperd dogs
 
#2
Hey, MDN, I've found a picture of you as a child:



And is that poo smeared on your face?
 
#3
stoatman said:
Hey, MDN, I've found a picture of you as a child:



And is that poo smeared on your face?
Quality!!!
 
#5
Now Biscuits AB knows why I could never be his pal :D :D
 
#6
I was going to put in a witty picture of a dog licking it's own plums, but I just could not bring myself to click on any of my search results... 8O
 
#7
bernoulli said:
I was going to put in a witty picture of a dog licking it's own plums, but I just could not bring myself to click on any of my search results... 8O
Lucky dogs............. I'd give anything to be aboe to give my own rod a good chewing :D

Also picturing the trouts face if I shat in the garden would be worth capturign on film
 
#8
One of the sites was a sort of Bestiality Primer; it listed all the relevant techniques for giving and receiving with virtually every mammal in captivity.
 
#9
You tease.....

Any piccies of sawn in half dogs?
 
#10
Here is a little er, "taster", of the wisdom to be found within Zoophile.com...


I am well aware that there will be very few of you that would even consider taking a dogs cock into your mouth let alone actually doing it. I know there are many arguments as to why not, like its inside that furry thing and its got to be dirty. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken to a dogs cock is three timescleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? If you still feel that this is something that you cannot do don't worry as there are quite a few women whohave never done it with a man. If you are now ready to try let me just say this so that you may be better able to enjoy what you are about to do. I find that although there is little physical stimulation for me while I am sucking him off I find I have a tremendous amountof mental stimulation.
She's not wrong.... 8O 8O 8O
 
#11
Got to love the dedication and demeanor of the docs and vets when this whacko asked the question..how the hell they didn't fall over laughing or call for the boys with the butterfly nets and long sleeved, belt at the back coats, I don't know..

Idjit: so, Can I get sick or something sucking on a dog?
Doctor: Well, actually, studies show..and... three our of five physicians believe and...perhaps you should see a specialist.. I can recommend a wonderful medical man at the Berry Farm ...[ then he runs off to the ' doctors' lounge for a few cold ones and a tall tale for his mates ]...
 
#12
I was just thinking the same thing. How exactly would you broach the subject to "several doctors and Veterinarians?:)
 
#14
Well, my ex-Skipper used to wa*nk off his Cappucin monkey as a party trick, and I guess you have to give those living on the lonely, windswept coasts of North West Denmark a bit of latitude in these things.....:cool:
 
#15
DozyBint said:
Cuts has just confessed to me that after bathing his dog on Saturday he gave the animal a blow job. 8O
That shouldn't come as a massive shock..........Afterall the sicko boned Dale :D
 

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#16
Mighty_doh_nut said:
DozyBint said:
Cuts has just confessed to me that after bathing his dog on Saturday he gave the animal a blow job. 8O
That shouldn't come as a massive shock..........Afterall the sicko boned Dale :D
I'm moving up the evolutionary ladder - left molluscs way behind.
 
#17
A hooker and a bunch of kerb crawlers being frisked. Guess which one is cuts!

 
#18
Mighty_doh_nut said:
DozyBint said:
Cuts has just confessed to me that after bathing his dog on Saturday he gave the animal a blow job. 8O
That shouldn't come as a massive shock..........Afterall the sicko boned Dale :D
Cuts' canine has the benefit of being a dignified Old Dog with a pleasant personality......
 
#20
then here's one:

[qoute] In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used
to the pub owners little dog being around the bar, so were
quite upset when one day the little dog died.
Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little
dog. The decision was to cut off his tail and stick it up
behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's wagging
tail.
The little dog went up to heaven and was about to run through
the pearly gates when he was stopped by Saint Peter, who
questioned the little dog as to where he was going.
The little dog said, "I have been a good dog - so I am going
into heaven where I belong!".
Saint Peter replied, "Heaven is a place of perfection, you
can not come into heaven without a tail, where is your tail?"
The little dog explained what had happened back on earth.
St Peter told the little dog to go back down to earth and
retrieve his tail. The little dog protested that it was now
the middle of the night on earth, but St Peter would not
change his mind.
So the little dog went back down to earth and scratched on
the door of the pub until the bartender who lived upstairs
came down and opened the door.
"My goodness, it is the spirit of the little dog. What can
I do for you?", asked the bartender.
The little dog explained that he wasn't allowed into heaven
without his tail, and he needed it back.
The bartender replied, "I would really like to help you, but
my liquor license doesn't allow me to retail spirits after hours!"
[/quote]

:)
 

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