Dog or wife?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by sanchauk, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. Keep Wife

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  2. Keep Dog

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  1. The man with the gun gives you a choice: Your wife or your dog is going to get it. You choose.
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I take it your having a slow day in the office!
  3. How many bullets does he have? Why bother with the choice?
  4. the wife (she has got life insurance)
  5. B&T, How can you tell? 8O
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Uuuuuummmmmm just a hunch.
  7. Wifey's brown bread, I love my dog.
  8. reminds me of the foot and mouth time when we lined them up together to see if 1 round killed 2
  9. Surely neither would be able to operate a gun?

    I suggest you ask him for a bone and a steam iron then you choose who has what.
  10. Now when you say "is going to get it" what exactly do you mean.

    Wouldn't want the dog to suffer.
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It would have to be the wife thats gets slotted, at least I can guarantee the dog will lick my nuts.
  12. Aww what's the matter sanchauk...not getting any ladyloving? what the Indian guy did marry the Bitch (work that one out) :D
  13. I don't know, I'm not the nutter with the gun!