Another tax on the law abiding sensible middle England. I already pay a bulked up premium, as do we all that pay, on car insurance to cover the uninsured, Burberry capped, abusers of the roads. To own my legal guns, the chief constable of my local force - an anti-shooting man - insists on security measures which added up to a grand. Now this absurdity, where dangerous dog owners compell all of us who own dogs to toe a minimum line; because nanny knows best. Well Go-go (if you don't watch Jo Frost you won't get that allusion) nanny knows bugger all. Your firearms legislation has not affected illegal gun ownership. The number of untaxed (boo!) and uninsured drivers seems unaffected and guess what nanna, insurance for dogs - well that won't matter either. The implication is that dog insurances will be checked - presumably by canine support officers. The middle Englandsrs will have their disks or chips. The akita-toting, pit bull jaw strengtheners will not. moreover they will probably set the beasts on anyone in nylon trousers and a reflective tabard stupid enough to challenge them. What next? Insurance for possessing a loud wife in a built up area?