Dog handler promotions and pay

Discussion in 'Reports & Promotion' started by, Jan 7, 2013.

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  1. Hi,
    As a dog handler in the army what are the promotions like and how quickly can you expect to become a lance corporal? For example is it on completion of phase 2 training like in the RMP?

    Also, does the dog handler role attract the higher or lower pay bands?
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  2. Secondly, how do you feel about wanking your dog off?

    Clue. There are several correct answers.
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  3. I heard it's a stripe for every dog you can **** at a time. Needs mouth and arse to get to Sgt and SSgt respectively. Pet Corps Warrant Officers are just bad men.
  4. Yeah yeah yeah.....anyone got any sensible constructive answer to my (what was supposed to be a serious) question?