Dog Handler....I'm here!!....Who closed the fcuking thread !!

#3
So there, you go, all you need to be a successful dog handler is desperate good looks, a balanced personality, a good sun screen and a dog that can carry you through.

Speaking of which...............Tra la....................
 
#9
.....see this fcuking computer.............if it doesn't Tra La this time it's gonna get it !!!....................Now, Tra La ya batsard !!!!..........
Right, apparently it's not the computers fault ! I've exceeded some kind of limit and I'll be fucked if I can figure out what to do about it!!

Technology.....bah humbug....wibble, wibble....ask the kids in the morning.........'kin things...................

Ubique ya bass !!!


Gad it was SO much easier back in day !! Wibble!
 
#10
Nah, he hasn't got hands. You asked who closed the thread. It was Disco.
Ah!!! Right!!! Alis clar!!! I thought you were referring to the "Disco Incident" at Castle D! And right enough it wasn't the dog that was the wanker I do suppose !!

I blame Manuel the Bar !!!

Ubique ya bass !!
 
#12
Remember kids, don't take drugs.
Or shag grannies.

We are going to be so told off for playing in this thread.
 
#13
I thought A-S's dog handling advice mainly consisted of taking said dog 'round the back' and introducing it to a large metal food bowl?

WHich means Ubique ya Bass roughly translates to 'Take that you B*stard!'
 
#14
Remember kids, don't take drugs.
Or bottles of fecking Super Bock by the crate load either! Good God, I forgot the golden rule:

Better the world thinks that yer a pished, slavvering, dickhead than to continue posting and comfirm it !!

We REALLY need some kind of parental\dickhead controls on this site. It's doing fcuk all for my image when we have free access after the bar.

Ubique ya bass !!
 
#15
I thought A-S's dog handling advice mainly consisted of taking said dog 'round the back' and introducing it to a large metal food bowl?

WHich means Ubique ya Bass roughly translates to 'Take that you B*stard!'
That was Guard Dogs dude! I'd never have taken the epileptic, civvy hating, poison dwarf 'roond the back with a feed bowl'. I do suspect I'd have come second!!

Ubique ya bass !!
 
#16
How's the head this morning rab?

Was on the port last night, too pished to operate anything other than a pillow so avoided any alcohol/arrse interface issues.
 
#17
How's the head this morning rab?

Was on the port last night, too pished to operate anything other than a pillow so avoided any alcohol/arrse interface issues.
Needless to say dude I had the screaming hangover from hell. Toxic mix, Manuel the Bars vinho collapso, far too much Super Bock lager (Portuguese equivalent to wife beater! 'though I hasten to add that the Belfast Bitch is in no danger of being beaten by me. Not that daft ! Even pished!) and a five hour shift cleaning apartments on the coast! I truly think I'm about to die.
Still, as we speak I've just popped the lid on a bottle of Sagres......aaahhhhhh!....avoid hangovers ! stay drunk! That's what I always say.

REgards Rab
 
#18
I thought A-S's dog handling advice mainly consisted of taking said dog 'round the back' and introducing it to a large metal food bowl?

WHich means Ubique ya Bass roughly translates to 'Take that you B*stard!'
'Bastards all over the place/everywhere'.

Very true.
 

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