Good dog! Which overly self-important oik did the canine have the good taste to bite?
Oh! how I hope it hurt. I also hope the bite is now septic and, in my prayers (if that is not politically incorrect) rabid.
Oh! please let this blessed animal belong to the grubbiest, least useful, unmanageable, overweight, barely literate 'private' in the base where it happened. Let said owner be promoted forthwith and up in the Palace shortly for a 'gong'.
BROWN, IN THE NAME OF GOD GO! and take your rabble of third-rate tossers with you - especially: Harman and Hain.