Doesnt make her a bad person....

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
Better than any of my flights!
 
#4
What gets me is it only ever happens in 1st class between people with more money than sense, while back in "proletariat class" you don't even get a shufti in the bogs. Why not send the sex-craved drunken totty down the back?
 
#5
woopert said:
What gets me is it only ever happens in 1st class between people with more money than sense, while back in "proletariat class" you don't even get a shufti in the bogs. Why not send the sex-craved drunken totty down the back?
Because in cattle class they would already have tazered you and clapped you in handcuffs at the first whiff of impropriety!
 

Ravers

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#6
A google image search of the bird in question brings up some rather pleasing results, I for one would gladly risk getting thrown off a plane for a lick of her baloon knot.
 
#11
Mile high club, or is that not exclusive anymore?
 
#12
woopert said:
What gets me is it only ever happens in 1st class between people with more money than sense, while back in "proletariat class" you don't even get a shufti in the bogs. Why not send the sex-craved drunken totty down the back?
Flying back from LA when I was 21 the heating malfunctioned over norther Canada and they had to hand out blankets. Naturally, being a 747 they didn't have enough blankets and we had to share. I was stuck in the cheap seats and got a great fumble from a 42 year old... See? It can be done!
 
#14
Negligent-Discharge said:
woopert said:
What gets me is it only ever happens in 1st class between people with more money than sense, while back in "proletariat class" you don't even get a shufti in the bogs. Why not send the sex-craved drunken totty down the back?
Flying back from LA when I was 21 the heating malfunctioned over norther Canada and they had to hand out blankets. Naturally, being a 747 they didn't have enough blankets and we had to share. I was stuck in the cheap seats and got a great fumble from a 42 year old... See? It can be done!
I had a similar experience,
On the way back from holiday once I was upgraded to first class because the air hostess liked my smile! Once there I realised that all the other seats where occupied by hot scantily clad woman! I shagged them all! Twice! And took thousands of photos and some video footage! But then the plane crashed and everyone died so they video's and photos where lost!

Top day!
 
#15
So: her dad owns a brewery and more than likely she fcuks all night, bliss!
 

CountryGal

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#16
Only 3-4 glasses of wine - lightweight flasher ;o)
 
#18
hallveg said:
Negligent-Discharge said:
woopert said:
What gets me is it only ever happens in 1st class between people with more money than sense, while back in "proletariat class" you don't even get a shufti in the bogs. Why not send the sex-craved drunken totty down the back?
Flying back from LA when I was 21 the heating malfunctioned over norther Canada and they had to hand out blankets. Naturally, being a 747 they didn't have enough blankets and we had to share. I was stuck in the cheap seats and got a great fumble from a 42 year old... See? It can be done!
I had a similar experience,
On the way back from holiday once I was upgraded to first class because the air hostess liked my smile! Once there I realised that all the other seats where occupied by hot scantily clad woman! I shagged them all! Twice! And took thousands of photos and some video footage! But then the plane crashed and everyone died so they video's and photos where lost!

Top day!
Ignore Hallveg ND. I believe you.
So this 42 year old....what did he look like?
 
#19
Negligent-Discharge said:
Flying back from LA when I was 21 the heating malfunctioned over norther Canada and they had to hand out blankets. Naturally, being a 747 they didn't have enough blankets and we had to share. I was stuck in the cheap seats and got a great fumble from a 42 year old... See? It can be done!
Liar.
 
#20
Liar? Ask my Mum. The folks were in 1st Class and me in steerage. As we went to collect our luggage at the carousel the bird in question squeezed my buns much to my mother's horror...
 

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