I mean, does it seep air in, and then if you get into a certain position, it seeps out again later and makes a fartish sound? If yes, then I have a more scientific question; Can you then control the tone and frequency by manipulating your p1ssflaps, thus imitating a vocal chord? Is it worth recording? What does a fanny fart smell like, just like a fanny or like a stale fanny? I was just sitting here contemplating the mutability of mankind then got sidetracked onto, well, fanny farts. Just curious, that's all.