Does wanking really help

#6
Bacon sandwich, mug of lucozade and a wank is the standard treatment I believe.
Thats a good start, but what is really needed is a full Irish/English/Australian breakfast with black pudding, a large bloody Mary and a BJ from a passing gook bar girl.*





* Not necessarily in that order.
 
#7
Wanking increases your immune system. Thats why the good die young and all the wankers survive.
 
#8
Thanks chaps !!! No Locozade round here, but I found an ice-cold Stella in the fridge...music posted is cool, but I still have a hankerimg for a hand-shandy ... I need to see a doctor....female, white uniform , aaaaaargh
 
#12
Actually all I need now is a woman who will lick up the bits, get me another can and put the breakfast in the skillet. The wife will be back from work in two hours...lazy cunt.
 
#13
Actually all I need now is a woman who will lick up the bits, get me another can and put the breakfast in the skillet. The wife will be back from work in two hours....Bitch better have my money, sho' enuf.
Is she a street walker?
 
#14
Sort of. She's like one of those council brushes on wheels....walks down a street and all the trash disappears...in fear.
 
#16
The Stella seems to be doing the number, along with my 3rd, signature, cignature, cig. I have an awful feeling that today is going to devolve into Greggs, Wetherspoons and being beaten up by an angry Valkyre some time on Saturday morning.......
 
#17
Can't see why it wouldn't work- always works when I tell my sprogs to polish one off when they're suffering sea sickness!
 

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