Does Pippa Middleton "smoulder" in scarlet?!

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Does Pippa "smoulder" in scarlet?

Poll closed May 23, 2012.
  1. Yes - and I'd help raise the temperature!

  2. Does nothing for me!

  3. None of the ablove!

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  2. That's not scarlet.That is crushed raspberry.But that would bugger up their alliteration I suppose.
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  3. She needs bigger tits
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  4. I would 'touch' her, but i agree with the comment she isn't all that special, attractive enough but not to the extenet the papers seem to portray her, likewise her sister, very pretty but there are plenty of 'ordinary' lasses (and some she'men seemingly) out there, that are much prettier.
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  5. Written by two women, who no doubt look like pigs and are insanely jealous of Pippa's youthfulness and alluring curves.

    Personally, I'd let Pippa shit in my mouth... and I'd eat it!
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  6. Spoilt totally by a ridiculous hat .
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  7. It's f~~king dark pink, 'scarlet' is just dark red, lets keep it simple and not let woman appear superior to us by appeasing them making up colours.
  8. I'd ride that like Sea Biscuit.
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  9. It's not a hat, it's a fascinator.
  10. Oh hell yes...

    That's all I have to say on the matter.
  11. I'd certainly poke her.
  12. @PA. I told Pippa what you said as I climbed off her. She says you " need a bigger shed".
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  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'd do her so I could murmur "Your sisters better" as I had my post coital fag.
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  14. Harlot!
  15. She's above average attractiveness, IMO, and the writer of that comment reads too many tabloids if they're fed up with the hype.

    Truly, the jealousy of ugly lesbians knows no bounds.