Does My bum look big in this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. Check this out!!

    A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mixture of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested.

    Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was detained in Florida on Friday and charged with practising medicine without a licence and causing serious bodily injury.


    Linky bit to a big arrse
  2. You could hide a wife and three kids in her arse!
  3. I'd settle for my cock! BTW, you do know she's a HE?
  4. tyre inflator, cement?
    held in by superglue?

    would it work on a 'gentlemans area'?
  5. Did you actually read the article, if so you must have skirted over this bit

  6. 'His' Arse- It's a tranny.

    Beaten to it by the crowd!
  7. I was trying to be PC really, but then this is the NAAFI isn't it? =-D
  8. Yeah right, I believe you would be making a walk of shame the next morning after realising your mistake (yet carrying on anyway)! :)
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  9. I'm not a morning person. I'd stay 'til the Afternoon.
  10. I wonder how easy it would actually to fuck that even if you wanted to: no front hole, so navy-style would be the only option, but with an arrse that big the distance from buttock-summit to anus must be huge. Now, I'm not small but even a horse would struggle to reach it!