Does my arrse look big in this?

SPS blokes.....Gay?

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#1
I always thought that the ladies were better suited to working in the typing pool. The SPS disagree.
 
#2
Dirty Sanchez said:
I always thought that the ladies were better suited to working in the typing pool.
Typing pool? Typing pool? Wots that then? (They're still gay though...)
 
#5
Can I have another one?
 
#6
I agree I am afraid. Why would a bloke want to sit in an office and type and make brews when he can be out doing "warry" stuff? In fact - why should I have to go out and do a bloke's job like I had to in Iraq? I didn't join this man's army - I joined the Womens' Army - and a very fine corps were we until we had to join you fellas. Get out of my job - you mincers.

Nice one, Dirty Dirty Sanchez!!!
 
#8
Don't get me wrong, some of them are really nice guys. But hey - why sit in an office? Is that what you joined for?
 
#11
When I applied to join the Army and rocked along to the recruiting office they had this rather nice pictorial diagram of all the trades in the Royal Signals and where they were in relation to the FEBA.

I had a close look and right up at the front were the Radio Ops and Linemen and such, a bit further back were the Operators, further still the Techs and so on. After going as far to the left as I could (in another room actually! :D ), I found, right at the back, as far from any bullets and sh*it that you could find, a rather nice, attractive trade called R Signals Clerk.

That's for me I said, and the rest is, as they say, history.

Why be a Clerk you say? - because I type casualty lists, I don't appear in them!! :D
 
#12
Notice how all the ARRC/Div/Bde Clerks are the ones wearing SAS/Para/Sniper smocks though. It's got to be tough in them offices being staff officers brew bitches??

8O
 
#15
Never one for rising to the bait.....you guys appear to be oblivious to fact that when an individual, whether Infanteer, Corps man/woman etc reaches a certain rank (ie SNCO status/middle management) then he/she spends the remainder of their days stuck behind a desk - usually located at the bottom end of a corridor near the typing pool. The exception being when deployed on the odd Op Tour or Exercise. Erm.... is there a degree of jealousy here? Come on admit it...... just because all the nice, new, comfortable, 5 legged typists chairs have long been claimed before you've been promoted off of the MT Park and allocated a desk at the back of the cleaners cupboard. :p
 
#16
Ex-Dvr1 wrote:

Thats why they always will be called, and act like handbags
I bet you were a 20 Sqn mincing Staff Car 'Handbag toting' driver.

As for bloke Clerks, I became a Clerk when birds werent even in my Corps and no I dont take it up the gary glitter but I do look good in gold lame :lol:
 
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#17
Don't bad mouth them - a good SPS clerk is a great asset. Also if we pee them off the pay system mysteriously goes down. Remember the last man to see your CR is the clerk!!

Still can't understand why they join the army to be clerks then b-chit most exercises (I know that's not all you SPS folk - but I know a few).
 
#18
nah didnt join to be a clerk, but my sergeant major spotted I could write joined up and nabbed me to do his ration rolls so he could drink coffee and yell at the erks.

Tell you what it beats the sh*t out of freezing your nads off on the park servicing ttf's and knockers in the p*ssing down rain or snow, and you dont smell like the used rag bin at the end of the day either.
 
#19
Poacher - you seem like a GUY who would love a good, get-your-teeth-into-it-job- type GUY. Fancy my job?

I joined the Womens' Army and still get piss taken. Would you like some?
 
#20
Tell you what it beats the sh*t out of freezing your nads off on the park servicing ttf's and knockers in the p*ssing down rain or snow, and you dont smell like the used rag bin at the end of the day either.
Bad name for clerks everywhere again. You tit. Soldier first. No matter what they say - I don't agree either -AS A BIRD. Get out of my promotion league.
 

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