Does anyone need Experience and Knowledge for a short film?

#1
I'm sure I read a thread about this earlier. Can't find it at the mo though.

If you need anything about shirehorses, please PM Flash. Shagging large birds in bus-stops, speak to Prae. For advice on bananas and love eggs, PM me, I'll give you Bigbird's hotmail account addy.

Hope this helps.
 
#2
For donkeys and OAPs, see Hotshot85.

For being beaten round the head with a stick for calling them "mate", see Jaybee.

For general gimp things, see MDN.

For prostitutes, see bernoulli.

For shagging sailors, see The Matelot.

(That's £250 for online assistance - make it payable to Mr C Lee at the address below - thanks).

Snailio xx