When ever you see tennis on tv they're always going on about "new balls please" which is obviously where Miss Lyte is lacking, anyway being the the good sportsman I am, I gave the LTA in Loughborough a quick ring and offered her my balls to play with
B!tch made some comment about marbles and too small then hung up
Anyone know the other lasses name/number I've not given up yet
This is what i thought. In these films it's so easy to hump a bird. I'm going out to the pub in a bit so i can "accidently" spill a drink on some busty wench, then as i blot her with the beer towel she will get all hot and bothered and i can rift her in the disabled bogs. I saw it in a documentary.