Does anybody really know Donkey Walloper James Blunt? There could be a freebie in it

Discussion in 'Charities and Welfare' started by Hellmans, Jan 29, 2012.

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  1. As it says

    If you really know Blunty and are able to put a question to him, there could be a freebie in it for you.

    It's all for Charidee mate!
  2. I bet loads of you do when you're chatting up pissed birds!
  3. I knew a pipped-up emo called James Blount, but I'm not sure that there's a connection.
  4. I know someone called James ****, but he's a celebridee so there's no hance of any of this pond life knowing him.

    Hang on...
  5. Little chap, James Hillier Blount, we never quite worked out what side he batted for, but James Blunt, no, never heard of him.
  6. Apparently he went over the border into Kosovo playing 'give piece a chance' on a guitar, unlike myself who some time later crossed over from Skopje having a blisteringly angry and spite fuelled **** in the back of a short wheelbase LR..
  7. According to your rep it wasn't just the Rover that was short!
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  8. I'm sure all the women of that country needed yet more sexual aggresion.