Dodgy Ring

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by spaz, Jun 3, 2011.

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  1. I had quite a spicy chilli last night and felt a few rumblings during CO's PT this morning. Then during my morning sitdown ablution, I noticed a slight stinging in the area of my ringpiece.

    All seemed fine after this slight discomfort but now my sphincter muscle has started involuntarily clenching.

    Have I got bumcancer?
  2. No, you just need Jarrod or Wedge to push the prolapse back in.
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  3. Have you tried sliding in an ice pop?
  4. My crimper is so tight you could use it to nip the end off a cigar.

    There has been no bumfoolery, I can assure you.

    I'm merely seeking a professional medical opinion as to the cause/repercussions of my ailment.
  5. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Are you in the fatherland? Have you been eating vegetables? You may not have long to live. Do you have any new(ish) size 8 boots or any MTP webbing?
  6. Might be bumgrapes, poke them with a pin to find out.

    Or refer to post #2 for 'slackaning' of the ring by the same parties.
  7. No, not in the Germany, I have been eating veg though, good call.

    Sorry only have man sized boots, will 11M do you?.