Dodgy Ring

#1
I had quite a spicy chilli last night and felt a few rumblings during CO's PT this morning. Then during my morning sitdown ablution, I noticed a slight stinging in the area of my ringpiece.

All seemed fine after this slight discomfort but now my sphincter muscle has started involuntarily clenching.

Have I got bumcancer?
 
#3
Have you tried sliding in an ice pop?
 
#4
My crimper is so tight you could use it to nip the end off a cigar.

There has been no bumfoolery, I can assure you.

I'm merely seeking a professional medical opinion as to the cause/repercussions of my ailment.
 

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#5
Are you in the fatherland? Have you been eating vegetables? You may not have long to live. Do you have any new(ish) size 8 boots or any MTP webbing?
 
#7
Are you in the fatherland? Have you been eating vegetables? You may not have long to live. Do you have any new(ish) size 8 boots or any MTP webbing?
No, not in the Germany, I have been eating veg though, good call.

Sorry only have man sized boots, will 11M do you?.
 

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