Dodgy Ring

spaz

LE
I had quite a spicy chilli last night and felt a few rumblings during CO's PT this morning. Then during my morning sitdown ablution, I noticed a slight stinging in the area of my ringpiece.

All seemed fine after this slight discomfort but now my sphincter muscle has started involuntarily clenching.

Have I got bumcancer?
 

Wag Tail

Old-Salt
Have you tried sliding in an ice pop?
 

spaz

LE
My crimper is so tight you could use it to nip the end off a cigar.

There has been no bumfoolery, I can assure you.

I'm merely seeking a professional medical opinion as to the cause/repercussions of my ailment.
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Are you in the fatherland? Have you been eating vegetables? You may not have long to live. Do you have any new(ish) size 8 boots or any MTP webbing?
 
Might be bumgrapes, poke them with a pin to find out.

Or refer to post #2 for 'slackaning' of the ring by the same parties.
 

spaz

LE
Are you in the fatherland? Have you been eating vegetables? You may not have long to live. Do you have any new(ish) size 8 boots or any MTP webbing?

No, not in the Germany, I have been eating veg though, good call.

Sorry only have man sized boots, will 11M do you?.
 

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