dodgy lyrics!!

#1
Anyone got any songs which they thought they knew the lyrics of but then somehow found out they didn't???

EG. Madonna's Erotic which a friend of mine swore had the (exceedingly scary) lyrics of

"Bill Oddie Bill Oddie - put your hands all over my body" 8O

Until we informed her otherwise!!
 
#2
An ex-girlfriend of mine thought the first line of Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams was "I got my first real sex-dream"

Didn't know you could buy them at the 5 and Dime.
 
#3
"My lovers got no money, Hes got a trampoline"
Cant remember the song but it continues to....
Want more and More, people Just want more and more, Keep......(something) love, People just want more and more.
Free from desire, Mind and strength must be "reviled?"

For truly dodgy lyrics you cant beat the House anthem "Rhythm is a dancer" which contains the Macabre lyric:
"Serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
 
#5
123_1 said:
"My lovers got no money, Hes got a trampoline"
Cant remember the song but it continues to....
Want more and More, people Just want more and more, Keep......(something) love, People just want more and more.
Free from desire, Mind and strength must be "reviled?"

For truly dodgy lyrics you cant beat the House anthem "Rhythm is a dancer" which contains the Macabre lyric:
"Serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
Oh, I think we can- does anyone remember Scatman John? "I'm a Scat Man! etc."
 
#7
[ An ex-girlfriend of mine thought the first line of Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams was "I got my first real sex-dream" ]

Is that why you became an ex?? she discovered you were no real sex dream he he he
 
#8
GROWING ON ME - by the darkness!

Not romantic at all.
All about gential Warts!
I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who is growing on who
'Cos everywhere I go you're there
Can't get you out of my hair
Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair
I'm punished for all my offences
I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences
I wanna banish you from whence you came
But you're part of me now
And I've only got myself to blame
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
I think i see
Sleeping in an empty bed
Can't get you off my head
I won't have a life until you're dead
Yes, you heard what I said
I wanna shake you off but you just won't go
And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know
That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown
Won't you leave me, leave me alone
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
I think i see
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
You're really growing on me
(Or am I growing on you?)
 
#9
#10
babyblue said:
who remembers "here come the men in black" I always thought and sang "here comes the minute man" lol
You're a girly, right? No bloke would admit to that.
 
#13
You're a girly, right? No bloke would admit to that.


Yes I am a girly. I was giving it large singing it at the top of my voice when I was corrected!! was funny
 

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#15
I was never quite sure if Dexy's Midnight Runners' "Come on Eileen" was a dirty song or not...
 
#16
Kenny Rogers - "You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hundred children and a crop in the fields"........400 children???????
 

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#17
Whitey Jackson's "Billie Jean":

"The chair is not my son." - (No but a stool could well be, you perverted prick.)



I've just been informed that Madonna's "La Isla Bonita starts with:

"Last night I fell out the window,"
 
#20
CCR and 'Bad Moon Rising':

Real: 'One eye is taken for an eye'.
Heard as: 'Whoa now you stinkin' foreigner'.

Bruce Springsteen and 'Born in the USA':

Real: 'Sent me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man'.
Heard as: 'Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill Piano Man'.

And finally - 'Brimful of Asha'? Nah!! It's 'grim poodle basher'. Apparently.
 

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