dodgy housemate

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by tebagagap, Aug 8, 2004.

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  1. i recently let my housemate use my laptop for a few weeks while his computer was being fixed.

    Just got it back and was checking it out to see if it was ok where i came across his internet history......seems he has taken to like 'granny porn' lots of websites visted, almost everyday.

    now do i...

    a) tell all our mates and rip the piss out of him now
    b) tell all our mates and take the piss behind his back, having in jokes right in front of him
    or c) save it for a rainy day

    Answers on a post card!

  2. Try introducing him to your grandmother, keeping a close eye on his groin area for a creamy coloured "map of Africa" to appear :D
  3. when there is a suitably large audience then hit him with it.

    Similar happened to me, this is truth not a wind up. I bought a laptop from Ebay via Aunty Stella, as I am an ebay nig.

    It came without an operating system etc so he said he being a good egg would install it.

    When I took reciept the internet cache was full of tranny porn and shemale sites 8O 8O
  4. awwwwwww see MDN Aunty does love you he was getting you a head start....

    my advice is blackmail him.
    tell him you know,
    tell him in detail what you will do with it,
    gauge his reaction,
    then negotiate a fee or favours.

  5. What’s wrong with just being a mate and indulging him in his fantasy...
    Get him in at your local nursing home as a volunteer, he'll be in his element with all those blue rinse wrinkly’s teasing him as they bend over their Zimmer frames.... flashing him a bit of colostomy bag!

    :lol: :lol:
  6. MILF or GILF :D
  7. Wahey! Shiny PVC support stockings, leopardskin incontinence thongs and buff young men dressed in 'fantasy chiropodist' oufits... what a party!
  8. X-Inf

    X-Inf War Hero Book Reviewer

    Sounds like the Voice of Experience Chickenpunk :wink:
  9. Yes, he knew he was somebody special when Grandad decided to give him one of his Werthers Originals :wink:
  10. If only... damn those court orders :D