Dodgy Durex Ring Nicked :)

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Date Line 2023
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Daddy how was i conceived?

Well i bought a dodgy condom from the 24/7 shop.
Me and your Mum made a baby, you and 9 months later out you popped.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#4
Date Line 2023
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Daddy how was i conceived?

Well i bought a dodgy condom from the 24/7 shop.
Me and your Mum made a baby, you and 9 months later out you popped.

Did you buy it from RayC or Earth?
 
#6
In Current Affairs. Is it too much to hope the OP has a finely-tuned sense of irony?
 
#7
The only reason that they're being counterfeited is because they're so bloody expensive. How much is a 12 pack nowadays? £10 or so. Has the price of rubber skyrocketed in the past few years or what?

It's the same with razor blades, we're being robbed on a daily basis.
 
#9
The only reason that they're being counterfeited is because they're so bloody expensive. How much is a 12 pack nowadays? £10 or so. Has the price of rubber skyrocketed in the past few years or what?

It's the same with razor blades, we're being robbed on a daily basis.
£10 for durex compared to 18 yrs of being skint, followed by in many cases CSA screwing your life up.




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#11
£10 for durex compared to 18 yrs of being skint, followed by in many cases CSA screwing your life up.
True, but how much can they possibly cost to make?
 
#12
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There's nothing can substitute for a catchy brand name.
 

Trans-sane

LE
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#15
True, but how much can they possibly cost to make?
Its probably the testing and the plant that costs. I personally wouldn't buy a brand that WASN'T extensively tested. For that matter I only ever bought Durex Avanti cos very few others fit!
 
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The only reason that they're being counterfeited is because they're so bloody expensive. How much is a 12 pack nowadays? £10 or so. Has the price of rubber skyrocketed in the past few years or what?

It's the same with razor blades, we're being robbed on a daily basis.
Use a traditional cut-throat razor.




Then the girl behind the counter in Boots will give you your prophylactics for free.
 

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