An American female presenter was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply was: "Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied: "Me have two women. Two women ... two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say amused her, so she asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me fuck'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me fuck'em all." Horrified, the presenter stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake." She cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style ... me fuck'em all." With tears in her eyes, she cried,"Oh dear." The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."