Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by 52niagra, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. An older gentleman (SNCO?) had an apointment wuith the Urologist who shared offices, & receptionists, with other Doctors. The waiting room was full of patients.
    As he approached the receptionists desk, he noticed that the receptionist wa s large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. (Is there any other sort of medical receptionist?)
    He gave her his name. in a VERY laod voice she said "YES I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT ?"

    All the other patients looked round at the very embarassed man, he recovered quickly and replied, in an equally loud voice " NO, I`VE COME TO ENQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE. BUT I DON`T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

    Don`t mess with the elders!!