Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    a woman goes to the doctors with strange stomach pains. After running several tests on her, he says to her "I hope you are ready for sleepless nights with all the crying and nappy changing". The woman says " am I pregnant?" The doctor says " No, you have bowel cancer".