Doctors to try to wake Sharon

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Doctors to try to wake Sharon.

    They're going to be so fecking surprised when the housekeeper pitches up and tells them Sharon drinks himself into a coma at the start of every month like any normal Squaddie.

    I'd have lost the plot if I'd woken with a load of quacks around me.
    Come round a few times surrounded by coppers mind.
  2. What happened to Sharon? Did she pass out when she got the news about little Den being brown bread? Which leads me on to the question, if you found letitia Dean unconcious and there was no one around, would you-
    A. revive her?
    B. Fill her in some more, and take a sugar puff reeking swamp on her boat race?
    C. Violate her in some unspeakable manner that would end with an amateur facial complete with exotic european helmet milsching technique to bring about the money shot?
  3. B, C then A. With an additional D. Weld her head to the Space Shuttle.
  4. Apparently they're going to dangle a pie on a string over his bed...
  5. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I reckon it will be five Israeli doctors checking his vital signs as a sixth one blows up a crisp bag and slaps it behind his bed.