Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass" The doctors says, "Drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fu ck me!!" says the doctor "what could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies, "I've been fu cked by an elephant". The doctor says, "An elephant's pe nis is long and thin, this hole is enormous". Patient replies, "He fingered me first".