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Doctor Visit (2)

A woman visits the doctor with two young children, a boy and a girl. They are both wailing their eyes out and above the noise, the doctor enquires:

"Why is the girl crying?"

Her mother replies:- "She has four baked beans stuck up each nostril."

The Doctor makes a few notes and has a quick inspection...Finally he asks...

"And why is the little boy crying?"

To which his mother replies: "He wants his dinner back."

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