Doctor Visit (2)

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman visits the doctor with two young children, a boy and a girl. They are both wailing their eyes out and above the noise, the doctor enquires:

    "Why is the girl crying?"

    Her mother replies:- "She has four baked beans stuck up each nostril."

    The Doctor makes a few notes and has a quick inspection...Finally he asks...

    "And why is the little boy crying?"

    To which his mother replies: "He wants his dinner back."