Doctor slang is a dying art

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by flamingo, Mar 7, 2011.

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  1. BBC NEWS | Health | Doctor slang is a dying art

    Any that they have missed out on?

    I remember Sneffs (Sub Normal Even For Suffolk)

  2. TUBE = Totally unnecessary breast examination

    Happy days... :)
  3. Trust me, I'm a nurse, it would be unethical of me to enjoy it... :)
  4. I have definitely got PFO on my notes after breaking my ankle several years ago.

    That's how it happened. The A&E staff and ortho surgeons seemed pleased I was honest about it and didn't try to blame someone/something else.
  5. TTFO - told to **** off
  6. WOFTAM= waste of ******* time and money
  7. Guess you skimmed through the article.......

  8. Guilty .
  9. E9 postcode for Barking
  10. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Which it isn't, E9 is in Hackney. Pedant? Me? Never!
  11. I remember a handover once of a patient that was a masterpiece of brevity. "John Smith, 40, head injury, cream crackered".
  12. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    U B ugly bastard or ugly baby if in Norfolk.
  13. NFE:
    Normal For Evesham!
  14. I'm writing a character who is referred to as "Doc" by everyone. One of his friends is a Frenchman though and I'm looking for a non derogatory term of endearment other than "Docteur" that he can call him.