Doctor Opens New brothel opens in New Zealand!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by slab, Jan 31, 2006.

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  1. Cost of return flight UK to NZ £600
    Cost of hire car for a couple of days to get you to the back end of beyond circa £100
    Food / Accomodation lets say a couple more hundred
    Cost of munter in the back end of beyond £30 / hour (so I am told).

    If you can't get laid in UK with close to a grand to waste- there is something wrong with you.

    Nowhere near Coopers Beach
  2. Just hang around King's Cross in the evening. Much cheaper; or so I'm lead to believe.
  3. just take a quick drive around the nearest council estate, nothing a tenner wont fix................

    ..............not that i would know anything about this type of behaviour of cource.
  4. What about the scenery?