Doctor, doctor!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JesterRIP, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Patient: Doctor doctor! I feel like I have contracted Swine Flu!

    Doctor: Oh really? How long have you been feeling like this?

    Patient: About two WEEEEEEEEKS! ...two WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!