Doc's Visit

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Woman goes to the doctors and says "I've got 3 fanny's".
Doctor examines her and sure enough, there are 3 fannies side by side.
He gets 2 strips of duct tape and sticks it over the 2 outer fanny's.
"Will that cure me??" she asks,
"No" says the doctor, "But it'll stop you getting fucked left, right and centre"!!!!!! :D