Do you Take this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dennis48, Oct 5, 2011.

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  1. There are probably 3.5 billion good reasons why he's doing it though.
     
  2. I've fucked worse for the price of a pint, what's the problem?
     
  3. Nice to see Zelda from Terrahawks is doing well in retirement.
     
  4. I'd even risk Throat cancer to tongue-tango her labia for that dosh!
     
  5. Can't imagine what he sees in her...........
     
  6. Yeh, brave man, but not a stupid man.

    He's worked out she will only last about 10 years and most of that she wount know who he is.
     
  7. 10 years of changing nappies and growling out that dusty old snatch? Could think of worse...
     
  8. Mind you the history is on her side....................she has been twice widowed......................brave man in more ways than one.
     
  9. Rich, ugly old women seem to be nigh on as indestructible as cockroaches. A tenner says the old bat survives him.
     
  10. Why do men die before their wives?

    Because they want to.
     
  11. Because they're well-insured and their wife's much younger lover wants a sports car.