Do You Smoke??

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Dune Raider, Aug 26, 2011.

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  1. Can I have that 20 seconds of my life back please??
  2. That was shit
  3. Probably be virgins until death and wonder why.
  4. I'm looking for the button combination on my keyboard that allows me to directly insert a firehose up your mother's cúnt, turn it on and watch her head implode against the ceiling.

    It's left alt + shift something I think.
  5. We used to do something similar with the Warrior :)
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  6. I didn't know you two were acquainted.
  7. Cheers for that, you humourless cúnt.

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  8. Finally, proof of Crios empty womb.
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  9. As much as i agree with your sentiment, surely a fire hose in the fan would cause an internal pressure resulting in an explosion rather than an implosion?
  10. Your 7th post, i hope the other six were better than this, otherwise may i suggest that you don't bother again.
  11. You are a pedant,so am I. I was going to say that but you got in first.
  12. In my head it works. It may be because in my head I have entirely covered the torso with gaffa tape.
  13. Sir, I concur