do you remember

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by portlandbill, May 26, 2011.

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    When Kool-Aid was the only other drink for kids, other than milk and sodas.
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    When there were two types of plimsoles for boys.
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    When boys couldn't wear anything but leather shoes to school.

    When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.
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    When all your friends got their hair cut at the kitchen table.
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    When nearly everyone's mother was at home when the kids got there.
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    When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
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    When a 6 pence was a decent allowance, and a shilling a huge bonus.
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    When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.
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    When girls neither dated nor kissed until late secondary school, if then.
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    When your mother wore nylons that came in two pieces.
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    When all your teachers wore either ties or had their hair done, everyday.
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    When you got your windscreen cleaned, oil checked, and petrol pumped,

    without asking, for free, every time. And you got trading stamps to boot!
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    When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the
    box.
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    When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him to carry
    groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
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    When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a
    real restaurant with your parents.
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    When they threatened to keep kids back a year if they failed--and did!
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    When being sent to the headmaster's office was nothing compared to the fate
    that awaited a misbehaving pupil at home.
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    When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of their own name.
     
  2. When people could re-write 'merkin shite and not forget at least 3 US relevant references.
    When cut and paste wasn't the first resort of fucking dog toffee internet cretins.
     
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