My first marriage.
Not carrying out that diamond robbery. it was a dead cert.
Drinking that last beer.
Not drinking that last beer.
Not shooting that fcuking cnut when I had the chance.
Never hunting down that cnut and filleting his testicles.
Not being brave enough to get in the bullring without a gun (all the other toreadors mocked me, But I showed them when I shot the fuckers and shat on their boyfriends.