Do you really get laid in the army?

#1
I’m 17, still a virgin and I’m going in next year so I was wondering if female attention comes with the job? Just curious as people make out like soldiers get more action than a pornstar but I wanted to know how true this is.
Thanks in advance
 
#6
I’m 17, still a virgin and I’m going in next year so I was wondering if female attention comes with the job? Just curious as people make out like soldiers get more action than a pornstar but I wanted to know how true this is.
Thanks in advance
Most people get more clunge than they know what to do with. If you haven't seen a yard and a half of clitoris in your first 12 months you're an abject failure.
That's most people. It won't be you though.
Hope that's helpful
 
#7
I’m 17, still a virgin and I’m going in next year so I was wondering if female attention comes with the job? Just curious as people make out like soldiers get more action than a pornstar but I wanted to know how true this is.
Thanks in advance
No, you're stuck in a camp miles from anywhere and garrison towns are sausage fests. If you want to meet women, get a job in the NHS.
 
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#9
I’m 17, still a virgin and I’m going in next year so I was wondering if female attention comes with the job? Just curious as people make out like soldiers get more action than a pornstar but I wanted to know how true this is.
Thanks in advance
You will be fitter, more confident, and have money jangling in your pocket.
Of course the women will come flocking to you.
But they will not be pornstar lookalikes, no siree...
And after 5 pints, you'll be nailing anything with a fanny, heartbeat and the requisite number of limbs.
You may even compromise on the limbs a bit.
 

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#10
I'm just thinking of some of the charming ladies who frequent the bars of the likes of Aldershot and Chatham. Feel free to join for that reason.
 
#11
You need one of those porn star tashes. Why do you think they all had them. So your **** till you can grow one or not as the case maybe.
 
#12
You'll be all right old son, once you join , there will be a dance/disco/ function in the NAAFI every week , and a bus will come in from the local hospital , full of hot nubile nurses , cock hungry , just waiting to kidnap you and take you away and shag you within an inch of your life

Enjoy it!
 
#13
I'm just thinking of some of the charming ladies who frequent the bars of the likes of Aldershot and Chatham. Feel free to join for that reason.
Tartan House in Colchester, still have nightmares about the bints I woke up next to, after getting pissed in that kip. One had a glass eye, true dit.
 
#14
You will be fitter, more confident, and have money jangling in your pocket.
Of course the women will come flocking to you.
But they will not be pornstar lookalikes, no siree...
And after 5 pints, you'll be nailing anything with a fanny, heartbeat and the requisite number of limbs.
You may even compromise on the limbs a bit.
You may also have some difficulty in finding those interested in intellectually challenging discourse. In fact you may have to set the bar a bit lower: ability to walk and chew gum at the same time is a useful benchmark
 

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