I was sat in the garden before and looked down and there was what i thought was a little piece of fudge on the patio near me.
I immediately thought "brilliant, I love fudge!"
On picking it up it turns out it was a large piece of fudge coloured gravel from elsewhere in the garden.
I was disappointed for a moment and then thought:
A) why would there be a piece of fudge on my patio?
B) if there was a piece of fudge on my patio, why would I pick it up and eat it?
Apologies for diverting the thread slightly but this temporary loss of brain function worried me.