Do we need another John Lennon?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rodney2q, Aug 22, 2013.

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  1. Excellent. Can we clone Mark David Chapman as well or will the two just cancel each other out in the Petri dish?
     
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  2. I swear that Canada's secret weapon is to churn out shit music, and make the world hate us.

    1. Justin Bieber
    2. Celine Dion
    3. Brian Adams

    You get the idea, and there's many more who can be added to the list. Now a Canadian John Lennon? Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
     
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  3. Chapman's still alive so all we need to do is put him next to the Lennon clone with a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and a pistol.
     
  4. We didn't even need the first one.

    Now if instead he offered to remove our unwanted McCartney...
     
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  5. We don't need another King of the Hippies, especially if it means we will be seeing more Yoko Ono!
     
  6. Oh please...:-x That is SO last century. We don't need, as another poster said, another King of the Hippies, especially if it means resurrecting Yoko Ono and dragging her into the light. Brrrr! :cyclopsani: He had a certain talent, but it got side-tracked when he met that Asian wench.

    Here he is with his wife on the Dick Cavette Show, talking utter rubbish dressed in his de rigeur Army surplus costume. :roll:

    John Lennon Cavette Show.JPG
     
  7. Who wants another dopehead,Provo supporting Scouser who could sing a bit
     
  8. You're just a Jealous Guy
     
  9. Yoko Ono? You mean that Woman?
     
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  10. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    When did he sing?

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  11. The entire population of Liverpool.
     
  12. That song he penned, "happiness is a warm gun" bit of a bummer?
     
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