Do People Actually Think That The Shit Posted On Here Is Real?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, May 3, 2012.

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  1. Yes you slag.

    20.7%
  2. No, you scare me.

    29.9%
  3. Bite me Fucko Shitlips.

    29.9%
  4. Dale is Queen of proper wanky music and that is all. She's going to nack you.

    24.1%
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  1. I know, I know, we are all steely eyed killers, blah, blah, blah.

    I talk some shit sometimes (mebbe all the time).

    Do you think I take it to heart and cry myself to sleep?

    Do I fuck.

    I get my red knickknicks on and groove to the Sugababes in the kitchen, half nekked whilst smerking a tab and necking a glass of pink wine.

    Some people are so up their own arrses they can see their own tonsils.

    Discuss.

    Oh, and if you have a problem with me. PM me, call me, or fuck off.
     
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  2. Some folks seem to spend an unhealthy amount of time here...What other sites are they on all day....
     
  3. I actually saw and read that differently :?, I don't know why, I think it was all the me, me thing beforehand or maybe I just have a dirty mind!
     
  4. Part of me dreads to ask but what's the crack with all this?

    Go on, spill the beans.
     
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  5. Well it's better than being on that face book thing.

    Besides I can multi task, I am also watching porn!
     
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    leave it, steve, it's not worth it. :(
     
  7. I'm exactly the same in real life as on here, exactly!

    I voted YES, as I can only get wood when I see a black eye on a woman!
     
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  8. And what is rated as 'unhealthy' amount of time compared to other web things?

    Scrubber book (FB) & twitter I would say have more of unhealthy following, and besides this doesn't even appear in the top 50 most visited forum sites so it can't be that bad..
     
  9. What the fuck are you on about now, you brazen gwar hussy? We all talk a lot of shit here and quite often get outraged which is fun......and then there is the occasionally bit of handy info or funny.....but mostly we talk utter drivel.


    Anyway, show us your fanny
     
  10. Japanese porn.
     
  11. Oh and you forgot to put "No but I would fuck you" in your poll, which is what my answer would be even if you do have small tits, a gwar bush and I have never actually seen you.
     
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  12. Fair one.

    Some boring cunt would have started banging on about BBQ's and cunting eggs within seconds anyway.
     
  13. Well, its just not right having boiled eggs at a BBQ ;-)
     

  14. You know the rules. Pictures or it never happened!
     
  15. fu2

    fu2 LE

    should there be a question mark after that ?