Do People Actually Think That The Shit Posted On Here Is Real?

Would you to batter the living shit out of me in real life?


  • Total voters
    87
#1
I know, I know, we are all steely eyed killers, blah, blah, blah.

I talk some shit sometimes (mebbe all the time).

Do you think I take it to heart and cry myself to sleep?

Do I fuck.

I get my red knickknicks on and groove to the Sugababes in the kitchen, half nekked whilst smerking a tab and necking a glass of pink wine.

Some people are so up their own arrses they can see their own tonsils.

Discuss.

Oh, and if you have a problem with me. PM me, call me, or fuck off.
 
#2
Some folks seem to spend an unhealthy amount of time here...What other sites are they on all day....
 
#4
I know, I know, we are all steely eyed killers, blah, blah, blah.

I talk some shit sometimes (mebbe all the time).

Do you think I take it to heart and cry myself to sleep?

Do I fuck.

I get my red knickknicks on and groove to the Sugababes in the kitchen, half nekked whilst smerking a tab and necking a glass of pink wine.

Some people are so up their own arrses they can see their own tonsils.

Discuss.

Oh, and if you have a problem with me. PM me, call me, or fuck off.
Part of me dreads to ask but what's the crack with all this?

Go on, spill the beans.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
#7
I'm exactly the same in real life as on here, exactly!

I voted YES, as I can only get wood when I see a black eye on a woman!
 
#8
Some folks seem to spend an unhealthy amount of time here...What other sites are they on all day....
And what is rated as 'unhealthy' amount of time compared to other web things?

Scrubber book (FB) & twitter I would say have more of unhealthy following, and besides this doesn't even appear in the top 50 most visited forum sites so it can't be that bad..
 
#9
I know, I know, we are all steely eyed killers, blah, blah, blah.

I talk some shit sometimes (mebbe all the time).

Do you think I take it to heart and cry myself to sleep?

Do I fuck.

I get my red knickknicks on and groove to the Sugababes in the kitchen, half nekked whilst smerking a tab and necking a glass of pink wine.

Some people are so up their own arrses they can see their own tonsils.

Discuss.

Oh, and if you have a problem with me. PM me, call me, or fuck off.
What the fuck are you on about now, you brazen gwar hussy? We all talk a lot of shit here and quite often get outraged which is fun......and then there is the occasionally bit of handy info or funny.....but mostly we talk utter drivel.


Anyway, show us your fanny
 
#11
Oh and you forgot to put "No but I would fuck you" in your poll, which is what my answer would be even if you do have small tits, a gwar bush and I have never actually seen you.
 
#12
leave it, steve, it's not worth it. :(
Fair one.

Some boring cunt would have started banging on about BBQ's and cunting eggs within seconds anyway.
 
#16
Oh and you forgot to put "No but I would fuck you" in your poll, which is what my answer would be even if you do have small tits, a gwar bush and I have never actually seen you.
<shudder> :-x
 
#20
I voted "none of the above"
Suck up.

No-one noticed the deliberate mustayke.

I was on the phone to His Lordship when I started the poll, so you can all fuck right off.
 

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