Do One You Deaf Slags

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Track_Link, Sep 26, 2009.

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  1. I just sat down to catch up on a program I missed and some fat bird in the corner of the screen has fucked it up by waving her arms about like a bookie at the races.

    I'm all for equal opportunities - so long as you can hear or see. TV aint for mongs.

    Harsh but true.
  2. Watch it again on itv player or bbc iplayer. No mongs, Simples ;)
  3. So true, if they weren't so goppin n nekid instead it wouldn't be so bad.
  4. I could live with a nekid wench in the corner of the screen. It's all about presentation or summat.
  5. Nude semaphore, a vast, hitherto-unknown market of gay matelots just waiting to be targeted right up the niche, so to speak.
  6. Was the fluid motion of her bingo wings at all hypnotic?
  7. You are getting sleepy, veeeeery sleepy...
  8. its a bloke on there now
  9. fixed that for you surely?
  10. You're right, it's lunchtime in 20 mins. I'll go out and strangle a crocodile.
  11. there's a couple of big t!tted ones if you keep watching

    personally if I was going for a differentially abled bit of skirt it would be that proper spazzer who is a comedian and "actress" although she's a bit of a one trick pony
  12. It hardly matters if that trick is sucking a housebrick through a garden hose.
  13. Wait until you see a music video being 'signed'.

    Didn't know if I should laugh, sing along or wave back!!!
  14. I like watching them on current affairs programmes, and waiting for the word 'POLICEMAN' to be used. Watch out for it, and you'll see what I mean.