Do not launch rockets from your arrse cheeks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Escape-from-PPRuNe, Dec 16, 2004.

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  1. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Stupidity at it highest
  2. Try explaining that at A&E :twisted:
  3. 8O 8O 8O 8O He won't be needing a Back and Sac for a while

    That is just plain wrong why would you do that :? :oops: :? :oops:
  4. RTFQ


    That trailer trash looking bloke in the background has the epitome of the smug "this is all going to go t1ts up, but I'm p1ssed and i'm not the one who'll need medical treatment" look on his face
  5. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

  6. quality

    what a stupid feckwit!
  7. Brilliant :D Glad to see someone having a worse day than me. You just can't beat alcohol and creativity. I wonder if this started with, 'Hey guys, what if......'
  8. What if i stuck a rocket up my arrse and lit it?

    What the hell did he expect :?

    Quality candidate for a Darwin award.

  9. ...oh, those lambrini girls do like their fun :roll:
  10. These Germans certainly know how to celebrate.Mind you the only person I've known to introduce pyrotechnic devices intentionally to his nether regions was a member of 1/51 Highland
  11. Titter ye not!!! that must be very painfull!!!! Laughed my ass off!!!!!!

    D.D :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :D
  12. looks like someone just got done watching the movie "Jackass" and wanted to try it out...
  13. Darwin awards only awarded if 'candidate' not around to contaminate the gene pool. Therefore no award.

    Did make me laugh like fcuk though!!