Do my balls look big in this?

#3
Haha.

I'm sure theres a market for them being video'd on some sluts chin in pornoland.
 

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#4
Where do they dig up pictures of me from?
 
#6
"He must wear a hooded sweatshirt on his legs when he's out of public to contain his enormous scrotum. His penis is buried so deeply in the abnormal growth that he is forced to urinate on himself."

Some people would love that. Win.
 
#8
What a load of bollocks.

Well someone had to say it.
 
#10
It's Buster Gonad!
 

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#13
Fox-and-horses:4466944 said:
He should see my cock.
Why would anyone want to? Has the penicillin managed to give you a newclear Weapon yet?
I'm out of the office and using the phone.

Can anyone re-itterate the special 'you there. Fuck off!' poster

Much apprecieted. Thanks
 
#14
One story said he doesn't want to be considered a freak. However, he is refusing the surgery in part because he wants to be a guest on the Howard Stern Show again. Anyone who is a guest on that PoS IS a freak.

I don't know about his claimed condition - never heard of it before - but I remember seeing an anthropology book showing some African natives having to move their tackle about in a wheel barrow!! In that case, the abnormal accumulation of fluid was called hydrocel and the fluid could be aspirated with a hypodermic needle and small pump.

The man's an idiot of the higest order, refusing corrective treatment for his fucking perceived celebrity.

Any medics care to comment?
 
#18
One story said he doesn't want to be considered a freak. However, he is refusing the surgery in part because he wants to be a guest on the Howard Stern Show again. Anyone who is a guest on that PoS IS a freak.

I don't know about his claimed condition - never heard of it before - but I remember seeing an anthropology book showing some African natives having to move their tackle about in a wheel barrow!! In that case, the abnormal accumulation of fluid was called hydrocel and the fluid could be aspirated with a hypodermic needle and small pump.

The man's an idiot of the higest order, refusing corrective treatment for his fucking perceived celebrity.

Any medics care to comment?
Not medic but former hydrocele patient. You are talking about two different things. The disease in Africa is "elephantiasis" caused by microscopic parasitic worms.

Hydrocele is caused by fluid from the peritoneum inside the abdomen leaking fluid into the membrane around one or both testicle. If only one, usually the right one. It is an opening from the abdomen much like a hernia and the surgery is fairly similar and fairly simple: open scrotum, open membrane, stitch up opening into abdomen, stitched up all cut on the way out. I had it done with a spinal anaesthetic and was conscious. Not a horrible job. However I had mine spotted by a USN doc when she gave me a physical when applying for a commission in USCG. Swelling I had was fairly minor and only symptom that had been noticeable was a dull ache. No drama and in case you wonder everything works fine, thank you very much.

The idiot described in the article must have a much more severe leaking and he clearly ignored the docs for a long time. He is paying the price for being truly stupid.

By the way, if a doc ever holds a medical flashlight behind the scrotum while looking at you that is what he is looking for as the hydrocele is a bit like a water balloon and light passes through. A tumour is tissue and will not pass light.

(BTW, passed physical but failed hearing test and did not get a USCG commission)
 
#19
The idiot described in the article must have a much more severe leaking and he clearly ignored the docs for a long time. He is paying the price for being truly stupid.
Indeed he is, with the added bonus that he is providing me with a fucking laugh, the big bollocked fuckwit.
 

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