Do my balls look big in this?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Jun 19, 2012.

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  1. He should see my cock.
  2. Haha.

    I'm sure theres a market for them being video'd on some sluts chin in pornoland.
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Where do they dig up pictures of me from?
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  4. has he got a magnifying glass?
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  5. "He must wear a hooded sweatshirt on his legs when he's out of public to contain his enormous scrotum. His penis is buried so deeply in the abnormal growth that he is forced to urinate on himself."

    Some people would love that. Win.
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  6. You still here SFUB ?
  7. What a load of bollocks.

    Well someone had to say it.
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

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  9. It's Buster Gonad!

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  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    He likes you Jarrod...he reallly likes you...
  11. He needn't bother the dirty cretin.
  12. I'm out of the office and using the phone.

    Can anyone re-itterate the special 'you there. Fuck off!' poster

    Much apprecieted. Thanks
  13. One story said he doesn't want to be considered a freak. However, he is refusing the surgery in part because he wants to be a guest on the Howard Stern Show again. Anyone who is a guest on that PoS IS a freak.

    I don't know about his claimed condition - never heard of it before - but I remember seeing an anthropology book showing some African natives having to move their tackle about in a wheel barrow!! In that case, the abnormal accumulation of fluid was called hydrocel and the fluid could be aspirated with a hypodermic needle and small pump.

    The man's an idiot of the higest order, refusing corrective treatment for his fucking perceived celebrity.

    Any medics care to comment?
  14. This one?