Do Jews celebrate Good Friday... ?

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You've got my vote. :roll:
 
#3
Yes the do indeed celebrate Good Friday.... they call it "Gotcha day"


It was Jews who started the craze for DIY over the Easter bank holiday, and up until recently the Golgotha branch of B&Q would be stacked out from dusk till dawn. Due to demand you couldn't get a 6 inch nail or a piece of "four be two" for love nor shekels.

This is now a firm favourite in the Jewish calendar along with "The big Holocaust bake off"
 
#4
you are three days late (and at the wrong grid reference)
 
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shortfuse said:
Yes the do indeed celebrate Good Friday.... they call it "Gotcha day"


It was Jews who started the craze for DIY over the Easter bank holiday, and up until recently the Golgotha branch of B&Q would be stacked out from dusk till dawn. Due to demand you couldn't get a 6 inch nail or a piece of "four be two" for love nor shekels.

This is now a firm favourite in the Jewish calendar along with "The big Holocaust bake off"
LMAO, classic response :D
 
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Off thread but at a Christian church near here over Christmas there was a large tableau of baby Jesus and Mary, Mary and three wise blokes an all complete with a backdrop painting of the night sky and the Star of Bethlehem and....

wait for it..












Santa's sleigh screaming in through the night sky being pulled by reindeer. It's true!
 
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eodmatt said:
Off thread but at a Christian church near here over Christmas there was a large tableau of baby Jesus and Mary, Mary and three wise blokes an all complete with a backdrop painting of the night sky and the Star of Bethlehem and....

wait for it..

Santa's sleigh screaming in through the night sky being pulled by reindeer. It's true!
This Display is bought to you by HallMurk... ?
 
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shortfuse said:
Yes the do indeed celebrate Good Friday.... they call it "Gotcha day"


It was Jews who started the craze for DIY over the Easter bank holiday, and up until recently the Golgotha branch of B&Q would be stacked out from dusk till dawn. Due to demand you couldn't get a 6 inch nail or a piece of "four be two" for love nor shekels.

This is now a firm favourite in the Jewish calendar along with "The big Holocaust bake off"
Ha ha ha, brilliant!
 
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tubbs1970 said:
Was he a socialist revolutionary like Jesus?
Jesus wasn't a socialist revolutionary he was a Royal Scots Dragoon Guards Armourer, disgruntled after getting 7 days ROPs for trashing Fallingbostals wives club with a p1ss fountain on the bouncy castle.

He PVR'd and made his way to Jerusalem and grew his hair, telling some easily led muppets his mum was a virgin and he was born in a barn as when quizzed by the Romans he couldn't remember an address.

Judas (an AWOL green Jacket) saw through his lies and bubbled him to the Roman RMP

He was lifted, bang to rights and nailed up.

The Jocks, being jocks couldn't accept a simplified solution, after all, ever met a jock who didn't play for Rangers under 21s or be related to William Wallace and Robert the Bruce?

At the funeral, stories started to come out about him being king of the Jews, but only gullible people believe that

He is buried in Tidworth Military cemetry, next to Donald Syndon and the four SBS blokes tasked with bringing down the twin towers.
 
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The original version of the painting of the last supper was actually called "the last Schnelly" and depicted Big J's leaving do when he was posted back to bovvy on his gunnery course.

Later versions had to have the yellow handbags and Gyros brotchen airbrushed out, but they left the togas on and only touched up the bits that showed Big J had double legged his pants and honked up down his front.

Just after the scene depicted, Jesus, in a fit of Warsteiner induced lunacy windmilled into all of his own disciples over a misunderstanding regarding Peter's sister, and the sharing out of some imagined lottery winnings .
 
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Porridge - he was a Jock?

Explains the donkey thing then. And the fact that the day Billingsgate market & Spinks gets turned over, he throws a picnic for 5000.

Rising from the dead - just a bad hangover?

Shortfuse - take over please, u made my saturday!
 
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tubbs1970 said:
Porridge - he was a Jock?
Who else would come out with such a dirty great big fib?


tubbs1970 said:
he throws a picnic for 5000.
Bullsh1t, he gott caught bringing a four pack of Kestrel to a party then spent the evening drinking the hosts Wobbly and decent beer..... when confronted he kicked off, days later the story turned into 'Eet wass Shite... I had to provide all the booze and treated everyone to scoff' When challenged he lied further and indicated that the caterer only had a small amount so he magiced enough to feed everyone.

In truth he left alone in just his underpants with felt tip knobs drawn all over him

Rising from the dead - just a bad hangover?
The alcohol in him numbed the pain from being nailed up, he was that p1ssed he kipped until Sunday.......... The Turin shroud was just the cloth he'd wiped his arrse on after logging in the back of that cave.
 
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tubbs1970 said:
amazing__lobster said:
Do you believe in Father Christmas, too?
Don't tell me they killed Santa too!

Was he a socialist revolutionary like Jesus? I thought Santa was just a good old fashioned philanthropist
Santa is not all he is cracked up to be. In 248AD St. Nicolas, or nasty Nick to his mates, starred in the first Big Brother at the Vatican. He was booted out for cheating. He would climb up the chimney and run to the corner shop and buy the local red top papers to find out how all the house mates where doing. He was up against Jesus and his 12 disciples, some Roman soldiers, a few fallen women.

Having fallen on hard times he used his chimney skills to rob peoples house during the feast of Saturn and Jupiter. He got heavy addicted to smoking crack dates and dried palm leaves. Before long he entering peoples homes via the chimney, stealing stuff and raping their pets.
 
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tubbs1970 said:
Just wondering.

Thought that as they celebrate the murder of British Soldiers by Zionist terrorists (King David Hotel bombing), they might also celebrate sending Jesus on his course to immortality
Just for your reference Tubbs, those of the Jewish faith celebrate Purim around Easter time. Dunno what its all about, but there are lots of sweets going round, chocolate too. Strangely enough they have a big party around Christmas time, Hanukka, festival of light, something to do with Esther (not Rantzen) and Jews in Babylon.

Supposedly all the major Christian festivals are based on Paganism.....sometimes I wonder :)

Oh before anyone wonders, Im a pure bred Goynim :D :p
 
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shortfuse said:
The original version of the painting of the last supper was actually called "the last Schnelly" and depicted Big J's leaving do when he was posted back to bovvy on his gunnery course.

Later versions had to have the yellow handbags and Gyros brotchen airbrushed out, but they left the togas on and only touched up the bits that showed Big J had double legged his pants and honked up down his front.

Just after the scene depicted, Jesus, in a fit of Warsteiner induced lunacy windmilled into all of his own disciples over a misunderstanding regarding Peter's sister, and the sharing out of some imagined lottery winnings .
Another classic :lol:
 

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