Do It

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Catchers do it in the dirt

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    Software Engineers do it over and over again until it looks like it works.

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    Geneologists do it in trees....
    Generation after generation

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    Zoo keepers do it with animals.

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    Military personnel do it by the numbers

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    Signalers do it with frequency, or at least until their gigahertz!

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    Photographers do it in the dark, but they have to stop every thirty seconds to agitate.

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    Experimental psychologists do it rigorously.

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    Civil Engineers do it in the dirt

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    Civil Engineers are responsible for the largest erections in the world.
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    Mechanical Engineers do it with precision

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    Mechanical Engineers have bigger tools.

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    Bankers do it with interest.

    Penalty for early withdrawal.

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    Electrical Engineers have greater potential.

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    Assassins know just when to shoot

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    Swiss watch makers have it timed just right

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    Printers make it fit just right.

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    Watchmakers do it for hours.
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    Bell boys accept it as a tip.

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    Dancers use the rhythm method.

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    Mailmen deliver it six days a week.

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    Tailors make it fit just right.

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    Mathematicians do it by the numbers

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    Computer scientists do it using I/O devices.

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    Computer scientists do it asynchronously

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    Computer scientists do it interactively.

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    Computer scientists do it in batch.

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    Computer scientists do it through the front end.

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    Electrical Engineers do it in fields

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