Do It

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Executives have large staffs.

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    Librarians make novel lovers.

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    Let an Electrical Engineer check your shorts.

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    Non-smokers do it without puffing.

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    Basketball players dribble before they shoot.

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    Commercial divers get penetration pay

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    Roofers plug all holes.

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    Gardeners do it with their hoe.

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    Computer Programmers really know how to orient their objects.

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    Marathon runners do it longer.

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    Speech pathologists do it orally.

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    Trombonists do it in seven positions.

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    Flutists do it sideways.

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    Mathematicians do it periodically.

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    Bureaucrats do it in public.

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    Divers do it deeper.