Do I work with nutters?

#1
I love my job sometimes, but I worry about my co-workers and their access to sharp things.

I opened and found this in my e-mail this morning.

Subject: Abuse of toilet facilities

Dear All

Last night excrement was discovered on the floor of the gents toilets again. This latest episode brings the total to 6 times in the past 2 months that the cleaners have had to clear up excrement from the floor of our various toilet facilities. It is not their job to do this, it’s bad enough that they clean up after us in the kitchen.*

This is obviously not an “accident”, totally unacceptable and I would urge whoever is responsible to stop and think of your colleagues.

If you have personal issues either at home or in the work place then please contact your manager, the pastoral team or you can contact ***, the Employee Assistance Programme on 0800 *** **** in complete confidence.

Regards
S*****


*My comment: Cleaners cleaning up! Oh the Outrage! An abuse of their human rights surely!
 
#3
Don't come on here trying to create an alibi for your own deeds,

or are you trying to get me to accuse you of being the midnight crapper so you can be a pervy poo walt?
 
#4
walt_of_the_walts said:
I love my job sometimes, but I worry about my co-workers and their access to sharp things.

I opened and found this in my e-mail this morning.

Subject: Abuse of toilet facilities

Dear All

Last night excrement and sweetcorn was discovered on the floor of the gents toilets, along with a pair of 'Thomas The Tank Engine underpants complete with size label 'For ages 4-6 years'. This latest episode brings the total to 6 times in the past 2 months that the cleaners have discovered the paedophile ring which is currently being ran by cadet AI's.

This is obviously not an “accident”, totally unacceptable and I would urge whoever is responsible to stop and think of the children.

If you have personal issues either at home or in the work place then please contact your manager, the pastoral team or Gary Glitter
Regards
S*****
I think the email speaks for itself.
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#6
I remember back at school I used to think our bogs were pretty minging - until I heard the Head ranting in an assembly about the state of the girls'. Apparently they were smearing poo everywhere, graffitiing with it and allsorts.

Dirty slags.
 
#8
You don't work with nutters, just disgusting civvy types. We had instances of poo being left on the toilet seats. This was in a very large building in Millbank, where everyone is supposed to be vetted!
 
#9
walt_of_the_walts said:
I love my job sometimes, but I worry about my co-workers and their access to sharp things.

I opened and found this in my e-mail this morning.

Subject: Abuse of toilet facilities

Dear All

Last night excrement was discovered on the floor of the gents toilets again. This latest episode brings the total to 6 times in the past 2 months that the cleaners have had to clear up excrement from the floor of our various toilet facilities. It is not their job to do this, it’s bad enough that they clean up after us in the kitchen.*
This is obviously not an “accident”, totally unacceptable and I would urge whoever is responsible to stop and think of your colleagues.

If you have personal issues either at home or in the work place then please contact your manager, the pastoral team or you can contact ***, the Employee Assistance Programme on 0800 *** **** in complete confidence.

Regards
S*****


*My comment: Cleaners cleaning up! Oh the Outrage! An abuse of their human rights surely!
who's been shitting in the kitchen??
 
#10
theoriginalphantom said:
Don't come on here trying to create an alibi for your own deeds,

or are you trying to get me to accuse you of being the midnight crapper so you can be a pervy poo walt?
Midnight? I'm never here after 1500.

The Prime Minister's Office at 10 Downing Street recently acknowledged that they receive an average of 2 parcels of human excrement a week.

What I want to know is who is sending the other one?
 
#11
Toasted_Giant said:
You don't work with nutters, just disgusting civvy types. We had instances of poo being left on the toilet seats. This was in a very large building in Millbank, where everyone is supposed to be vetted!
Same situation here. CRB and CTC. Some are DV too.
 
#12
walt_of_the_walts said:
theoriginalphantom said:
Don't come on here trying to create an alibi for your own deeds,

or are you trying to get me to accuse you of being the midnight crapper so you can be a pervy poo walt?
Midnight? I'm never here after 1500.

The Prime Minister's Office at 10 Downing Street recently acknowledged that they receive an average of 2 parcels of human excrement a week.

What I want to know is who is sending the other one?
I couldn't possibly comment, and its dog poo anyway....
 
#13
You don't know you're born!
Waking up to find that someones curled one out on your chest, and stuck your toothbrush into it like an improvised 99, is when you know you work with nutters/cunts.
 
#14
Some fat b*stards are struggling to get it down the hole - if it's down the back behind the bowl you're looking at the Disability Discrimination Act for even drawing attention to it.

Incidentally, I work with people that never stop stuffing egg banjos and sliced sausage into their faces - sh*t out of water always smells, but jesus, a fat boy putting essence of lorne down the back of the porcelian when you are trying to take a whizz...FFS, I can hold my breath right through to the end of hand dryer.
 
#15
The dirty protest did f*ck all good for Bobby Sands so i see no reason why it should for these chiselling tw@ts! Frankly once i've crimped one off, the last thing i want to do is pick it up and smear it everywhere, i'd rather just leave it as a danger to shipping.
 
#16
walt_of_the_walts said:
theoriginalphantom said:
Don't come on here trying to create an alibi for your own deeds,

or are you trying to get me to accuse you of being the midnight crapper so you can be a pervy poo walt?
Midnight? I'm never here after 1500.

The Prime Minister's Office at 10 Downing Street recently acknowledged that they receive an average of 2 parcels of human excrement a week.

What I want to know is who is sending the other one?
I've a feeling that the average is about to increase...
 
#17
walt_of_the_walts said:
theoriginalphantom said:
Don't come on here trying to create an alibi for your own deeds,

or are you trying to get me to accuse you of being the midnight crapper so you can be a pervy poo walt?
Midnight? I'm never here after 1500.

The Prime Minister's Office at 10 Downing Street recently acknowledged that they receive an average of 2 parcels of human excrement a week.

What I want to know is who is sending the other one?
Isn't that simply Broon arriving for work?
 
#18
walt_of_the_walts said:
I love my job sometimes, but I worry about my co-workers and their access to sharp things.
I'd be worried if you had access to sharp things as no doubt you'd be buggering young cadets whilst holding the knife to their throat whilst wearing your "Sunday Best" Henno outfit
 

Command_doh

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
This is tame, compared to a nameless Terminal at Heathrow Airport. Inside the STAFF toilets for a Civil Service department there is a sign saying

"Please ensure you do not defecate onto the toilet seat, as there have been recent instances of this unhygenic practice occuring" (or words to that effect).

Nice to know your colleagues are dirty fcukers, eh?
 
#20
Command_doh said:
This is tame, compared to a nameless Terminal at Heathrow Airport. Inside the STAFF toilets for a Civil Service department there is a sign saying

"Please ensure you do not defecate onto the toilet seat, as there have been recent instances of this unhygenic practice occuring" (or words to that effect).

Nice to know your colleagues are dirty fcukers, eh?
Would that civil service department be the one that looks at your passport, and may or may not let you in. Because that would be a co-incidence too...
 

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