I have just signed on to your splendid forums after many months of lurking and sniggering, so hello to you all. Anyway, my predicament is as follows: I am now living in sunnier climes and was just settling in to the local brew one night in my pit, when I felt a huge overwhelming scratch in my bum. I dug in and gave it an old scrape whilst watching Discovery channel and it eventually went away for a few days. Now itâs back with a vengeance and keeps me awake at night whistling between my teeth whilst praying I had an angle grinder handy with a wire brush edge. My missus reckons I have either been stung by a local beastie or I have worms. She offered to take a look, but I declined as I am rather shy. In any event she wants to shove mashed up garlic up my hoop as apparently it is a local cure which will cure all my ills. Any advice on what I should do?